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this isn't me, i'm not mechanical

this is me, i'm miss world.

this page is very much stil under construction, even attempt to check the pHoToGRaPHy page and you'll get just what i mean

multiple lesbian faeries are currently fighting over who can take the position of webmaster for the site, alas the site's still a work in progress